Wow. So blogging turns out to be just like everything else in my life... I want to do it and mean to do it and say I'm gonna do it and... Never happens! Holy Moly. And why? Distractions! I let the silliest things distract me from what I have intended to do for the biggest part of my life.
For instance: Stevie? When on Earth are we heading back down to KY and go quadding with the cousins again??? LOL! And Lex? Why haven't you gotten me enrolled in Nursing School yet??? (oh yeah. That's on me, huh?) And China? Summer is gone and Dad and I still haven't been down for a weekend visit! And Joe? STILL haven't gotten your birthday gift to you! And Kyle? Still haven't gotten Jamie to do your Seniors!
I could go on. (oh, trust me. I can go on and on and on!) But I think I've proven my point.
I do believe I promised to tell you about my angel and my "new" career choice in this blog, so I shall quit rambling about not accomplishing things I say I'm going to do... Perhaps another blog subject!
Now then. Where was I? Oh! Barney! My first job was at the Village Ice Cream Parlor in Lebanon. I was a waitress and loved it. But I turned 18 and thought I could actually make more money elsewhere, so I left.
Got a job at Corwin's IGA, also in Lebanon. (oooo Tina! Have to do another blog on the fun we had there!) It was a good job and decent pay, but then I met my kids bio-dad and got prego and married and it just wasn't enough after all, so I headed to the Golden Lamb.
Was only 20 so I started off as a hostess in hopes of becoming a waitress after turning 21. (House rules: to serve drinks/wine ya gotta be 21 at the Lamb) 21 comes and goes and still hostessing... (but that was when Woody came in and told me about getting the part on Cheers. THAT was cool. He came in and was putting his name in for seating and he saw me in the Shaker Room and came running in and said "I got the part! I got it!" [paraphrasing. i am way the hell too old to remamber verbatum, so get over it...] and he picked me up and spun me around. I was so happy for him...) Anyways, Paula (my sis) went to Mr. Reynolds and asked him to make me a waitress. He called me into his office to talk to me about it. (ok. A little about Mr. Jack Reynolds. I had been watching him manage the Lamb for some time now and HE SCARED ME! I had seen him grab bus boys by the scruff of the neck and pull them to a dirty table. He trew dishes. He yelled and screamed. But a damn good manager...) He asked me why I wanted to be a waitress and I told him I enjoyed it and had done it for 3 yrs at the Parlor and would really appreciate the money. He dismissed me and called Paula in and said he didn't think I had the personality for it. Blam. Stuck as hostess with 2 kids and a failing marriage and now what??? Oh Yeah! I end up pregnant again! lol. One last gift before leaving Ohio for what? 10 years? Thanks for that Bio-Dad!
Hmm. 3 kids, no support, and making minimum wage... For all intensive purposes, this was NOT going to work. So I swallowed my pride, took my kids in tow, and did the unthinkable. I got on the Welfare! Seriously for a second. If I could have just thought about myself I wud have gotten a trailor somewhere and been fine. But the first moment I knew I was going to be a mom I knew I would be lost in their worlds, their needs, their wants, and their desires for as long as they lived. And Gladly too. They were my wolrd. They would never beat me or rape me or cuss me and call me a whore. They would love me and I would love them forever and always and life would be happy ever after!!! (Ok, I was a bit delusional, but it sounded good at the time...) I got assistance and Paula helped find me a cool apartment on Deerfield Rd. and we got settled. Now then. Jamie was about 1 and a half when I talked with Phyllis at the Parlor and agreed to go back part time. (I promise, we are really close to Barney now...)
So I stayed there for a few more years and my plan was to get all my babies in school full days and then find full time work somewhere. I didn't know where and didn't care. I just knew I wasn't going to raise my kids on welfare. That my friends was the most humiliated I have ever been in my life. Oh, not getting help. For that I am truly greatful. It was the hulimiation the peolple at welfare loved to delve out. Not the case workers now... The big nasty fat asses that took your name and told you to find a seat and they would let your case worker know you where there. YEAH RIGHT! After you finished your person phone call and two twinkies you enjoyed downing in front of all those kids who had nothing! And if you dare say anything? another delay. A looong one.
so. I endured this for about 3 yrs and one day Sandy asked me if I wanted to soda jerk instead of waitress. Sure! I said. So I was behind the counter and in walks Barney.
OMG! It's 10:30! I have GOT to get to sleep... Big day at work tomorrow and I really got to get in there early. Well, earlier than 8 anyways... So I promide promise Promise to start of my next blog with Barney. OK? You really are the best! Thanks so much for the ever needed patience in my rambling and random thoughts (that's where I got the name! duh...) and we will take it up right where I left off next time. I won't say tomorrow, but next time. As one of my wonderful aunt's always says:
See ya when I do!
The Reason
My co-workers said I should have a blog for all the whacked out things I come up with, so...
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Friday-Eve!
Bubbles. My co-worker now calls me Bubbles. Not so crazy bout that one, but not sure if it's the word itself or why he calls me bubbles that I don't like more. lol. He calls me that because he says he took a poll and I shud be put into a sound proof bubble while I work so he can work in peace or some crazy thing... Me. In a sound proof bubble of all things! How cud I possible joke, sing badly, or put Lex and he (and others) down all day in a sound proof bubble? Inconceivable! ;)
So much on my mind tonite I don't know where I mite end up going, so bare with me. Is that the right "bare"? Or is it "bear"? I do so much better when I know where sayings come from and what context they were originally used when I go to write them out... Don't you? I know! I'll google it! Be right back...
Wow! From Common Errors In English Usage Paul Brian wrote:"/"There are actually three words here. The simple one is the big growly creature (unless you prefer the Winnie-the-Pooh type). Hardly anyone past the age of ten gets that one wrong. The problem is the other two. Stevedores bear burdens on their backs and mothers bear children. Both mean "carry" (in the case of mothers, the meaning has been extended from carrying the child during pregnancy to actually giving birth). But strippers bare their bodies --sometimes bare-naked. The confusion between this latter verb and "bear" creates many unintentionally amusing sentences; so if you want to entertain your readers while convincing them that you are a dolt, by all means mix them up. "Bear with me," the standard expression, is a request for forbearance or patience. "Bare with me" would be an invitation to undress. "Bare" has an adjectival form: "The pioneers stripped the forest bare." So "bear" it is!!! I won't get that wrong again! But not why you think... Just ain't ready for the world to see me naked! LMAO! I gotta get this book!
I love Google. It makes my life so much easier. At work, at home, shopping, ANYWHERE! I must say it at least 5 times a week, if not more. The other search engines? Not for me. I've tried them, but the goog is just so much simpler and exact... well, most times. lol. I have found it's all for the asking...
I want another book on phrases used in the English language. I have had one for years about animal phrases and now I think I need another. And quotes! I love quotes! That comes from my 7th grade year... Mom bought Toni (my little sis) and I an Encyclopedic Dictionary. It is fabulous. It has all sorts of Dergerisms a Derger like myself can get lost in for hours... oh yeah. A Derger is well, a dork who knows a lot of shit and can randomly throw it out there whenever it's needed. (Ok Jen/Jil. I embellished a bit. I know and you know what it actually means. Let's keep it that way, hmm?)
I love learning something new. I really don't care what either. That's a terrible down fall if you think about it. When I went to college, I could have chosen absolutely any career I wanted. Anything! And I blew it on a 2 yr degree in electronics. Don't get me wrong. i've enjoyed it, but it was just a quick way to make ends meet and provide for my 3 kids since their father didn't feel the need to do so in the least (Warren County Ohio courts SUCK!) and I've done that. Now maybe it's time to go back to school... Think I will!
Above I stated about the ability to choose any career. I would like to give credit where credit is do and tell you about my angel... And I will in my next blog. Sorry, just looked at the clock and I've got the electronics job thingy to do early in the a.m., so good nite my fellow bloggers and bloggies! I've enjoyed my time with you as always! Thanks for the free therapy session! (since insurance at my electronics job has gone completely south, I certainly cannot get the therapy I used to get. lol!)
TTYL!
So much on my mind tonite I don't know where I mite end up going, so bare with me. Is that the right "bare"? Or is it "bear"? I do so much better when I know where sayings come from and what context they were originally used when I go to write them out... Don't you? I know! I'll google it! Be right back...
Wow! From Common Errors In English Usage Paul Brian wrote:"/"There are actually three words here. The simple one is the big growly creature (unless you prefer the Winnie-the-Pooh type). Hardly anyone past the age of ten gets that one wrong. The problem is the other two. Stevedores bear burdens on their backs and mothers bear children. Both mean "carry" (in the case of mothers, the meaning has been extended from carrying the child during pregnancy to actually giving birth). But strippers bare their bodies --sometimes bare-naked. The confusion between this latter verb and "bear" creates many unintentionally amusing sentences; so if you want to entertain your readers while convincing them that you are a dolt, by all means mix them up. "Bear with me," the standard expression, is a request for forbearance or patience. "Bare with me" would be an invitation to undress. "Bare" has an adjectival form: "The pioneers stripped the forest bare." So "bear" it is!!! I won't get that wrong again! But not why you think... Just ain't ready for the world to see me naked! LMAO! I gotta get this book!
I love Google. It makes my life so much easier. At work, at home, shopping, ANYWHERE! I must say it at least 5 times a week, if not more. The other search engines? Not for me. I've tried them, but the goog is just so much simpler and exact... well, most times. lol. I have found it's all for the asking...
I want another book on phrases used in the English language. I have had one for years about animal phrases and now I think I need another. And quotes! I love quotes! That comes from my 7th grade year... Mom bought Toni (my little sis) and I an Encyclopedic Dictionary. It is fabulous. It has all sorts of Dergerisms a Derger like myself can get lost in for hours... oh yeah. A Derger is well, a dork who knows a lot of shit and can randomly throw it out there whenever it's needed. (Ok Jen/Jil. I embellished a bit. I know and you know what it actually means. Let's keep it that way, hmm?)
I love learning something new. I really don't care what either. That's a terrible down fall if you think about it. When I went to college, I could have chosen absolutely any career I wanted. Anything! And I blew it on a 2 yr degree in electronics. Don't get me wrong. i've enjoyed it, but it was just a quick way to make ends meet and provide for my 3 kids since their father didn't feel the need to do so in the least (Warren County Ohio courts SUCK!) and I've done that. Now maybe it's time to go back to school... Think I will!
Above I stated about the ability to choose any career. I would like to give credit where credit is do and tell you about my angel... And I will in my next blog. Sorry, just looked at the clock and I've got the electronics job thingy to do early in the a.m., so good nite my fellow bloggers and bloggies! I've enjoyed my time with you as always! Thanks for the free therapy session! (since insurance at my electronics job has gone completely south, I certainly cannot get the therapy I used to get. lol!)
TTYL!
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
WOW! It's Wednesday!
So much for blogging each day... LOL! Seems like time slips by faster and faster the older I get. Isn't there a pill I can take to slow it down a notch? There are all kinds of things to speed it up. Coffee, Amp drink, 5 hour energy, and white crosses. lol. White crosses. Are those even around anymore? I knew a friend once who would pop a couple/7 of those things and clean her entire apartment in like half an hour! hahaha. I tried half a one once. Thought my heart was going to just rip out my chest and take off on it's own cuz I wasn't moving fast enuf for it. Not for me. Just give me good ol' beer or wine. But not Bud! Yuck! Give me an ice cold Heiny or Mich Ultra. Oooo, or a Michelada! Yummy! That is my absolute fave since my thyroid surgery. Can't have anything "hard" now, but a Michelada is like a bloody Mary only made with Dos Exis beer. Fabulous! (Thanks Paul for opening up a whole new drinking experience for your old Aunt Missie!)
Now, some may think cuz I'm writing about beer at 6 in the morning I think about it all the time. Not true. As the title of my blog insinuates, I have random thoughts pop up and they spill out when I least expect it. When I signed in to blog I had no idea what I was going to say. Started typing and bam! My fingers did their own thing and I haven't stopped yet. Weird, I know, but I get a great enjoyment out of speaking out to no one. LMAO!
Working with a new tech, Apple. Not her real name, but a lot of people get nick names when they start and for some reason they guys gave her Apple. Anyway, I trained her on a tester yesterday and towards the end of the day, she started singing. Guess what song? "This is the song that never ends"! I knew right then we'd get along ok. But not too close. Alas, she sees nothing in Johnny Depp... I have no time for two kinds of people. Stupid and those who cannot see the complete and total beauty of my Johhny... ;) But I do cut her some slack cuz she's only 20.
Would love to go on about stupid, but I just do not have time for it. One day maybe, but not today... I will say one thing. Unintelligent and stupid are two different things. Unintelligent cannot be helped. Stupid is the refusal to listen to other people trying to teach you something and you refuse to learn it cuz you can do it your own way "better", even though that way is not nor never has worked. Not Webster's. Just my opinion.
Ok. Looking at the clock and it's time to get rolling. Another day at work. yay. Think I'll start looking at on line courses this weekend...
TTYL!
Now, some may think cuz I'm writing about beer at 6 in the morning I think about it all the time. Not true. As the title of my blog insinuates, I have random thoughts pop up and they spill out when I least expect it. When I signed in to blog I had no idea what I was going to say. Started typing and bam! My fingers did their own thing and I haven't stopped yet. Weird, I know, but I get a great enjoyment out of speaking out to no one. LMAO!
Working with a new tech, Apple. Not her real name, but a lot of people get nick names when they start and for some reason they guys gave her Apple. Anyway, I trained her on a tester yesterday and towards the end of the day, she started singing. Guess what song? "This is the song that never ends"! I knew right then we'd get along ok. But not too close. Alas, she sees nothing in Johnny Depp... I have no time for two kinds of people. Stupid and those who cannot see the complete and total beauty of my Johhny... ;) But I do cut her some slack cuz she's only 20.
Would love to go on about stupid, but I just do not have time for it. One day maybe, but not today... I will say one thing. Unintelligent and stupid are two different things. Unintelligent cannot be helped. Stupid is the refusal to listen to other people trying to teach you something and you refuse to learn it cuz you can do it your own way "better", even though that way is not nor never has worked. Not Webster's. Just my opinion.
Ok. Looking at the clock and it's time to get rolling. Another day at work. yay. Think I'll start looking at on line courses this weekend...
TTYL!
Saturday, July 31, 2010
And the birthday continues...
Good grief I've eaten too much today! LOL! Kevin took me to Mongolian Grill for lunch, then we went to my youngest Jamie's house for a "group" birthday bash for all her children (Ethan 5, Eli 3, and Alena 1). It was great. And of course we ate again! Then came the cakes... My daughter China made each one their own cake. Iron Man for Ethan, a monkey for Eli, and a lady bug for Lenie Mae. oh! And she surprised me with a lion cake! He was gorgeous! It was butter brickle cake and butter cream frosting. Unbelievable I know, but so are my kids!
Now we are chillin' and hangin' at kev's place and I am beat. So this is it for today. Will add pics as soon as I can!
Nite and love to all!
Now we are chillin' and hangin' at kev's place and I am beat. So this is it for today. Will add pics as soon as I can!
Nite and love to all!
My Birthday!
You know your in love when your guy can take a day you would normally not look forward to and make it super special... I awoke this morning and Kyle wished me a happy birthday as soon as I walked into the living room... He is always the first! LOL! Amazes me. Then I walk into the kitchen and Kevin, my love, is starting to prepare a wonderful breakfast of scrambled eggs, fried potatoes with sauteed onions, and bacon baked in the oven ( a culinary masterpiece in itself!). We said our prayer before eating and Kevin added a wonder addition about myself, my birthday and their love for me and thanking God for my being in their lives...
After breakfast, they presented me with my awesome present! Toe Shoes! LOL! I will get a pic up as soon as I can, but they are fabulous. I never dreamed I would get them... Kevin knows me so well... Better than I know myself. Thank you Lord for making him for me. That is from a song I have sang since I was little and I never thought it would actually obtain to me. It's by Donna Fargo (my Dad had an 8 track of her greatest hits and I loved it as much as he did) and it's called "Happiest Girl In The Whole U.S.A."
Good morning, Morning! Hello Sunshine! Wake up sleepy head... Why'd we move that boggangled clock so far away from the bed? Just one more minute, that's why we moved it. One more hug or two... Do you love waking up next to me as much as I love waking up next to you?
You make the coffee, I'll make the bed. I'll fix your lunch and you fix mine. Now tell me the truth, do these old shoes look funny? Honey! It's almost nine! Now you becareful, gotta go, I love you! Have a beautiful day! And kiss the happiest girl in the whole USA!
Skippidy do da Thank You Lord, for making him for me! And thank you for letting life turn out the way that I always thought it could be! There once (or twice) was a time when I could not imagine how it would feel to say I'm the happiest girl in the whole USA!
Now shine on me Sunshine! Walk with me world it's a Skippidy Do Da day! I'm the happiest girl in the whole USA!
Yeah, it finally fits. Thanks God. You're the best!
After breakfast, they presented me with my awesome present! Toe Shoes! LOL! I will get a pic up as soon as I can, but they are fabulous. I never dreamed I would get them... Kevin knows me so well... Better than I know myself. Thank you Lord for making him for me. That is from a song I have sang since I was little and I never thought it would actually obtain to me. It's by Donna Fargo (my Dad had an 8 track of her greatest hits and I loved it as much as he did) and it's called "Happiest Girl In The Whole U.S.A."
Good morning, Morning! Hello Sunshine! Wake up sleepy head... Why'd we move that boggangled clock so far away from the bed? Just one more minute, that's why we moved it. One more hug or two... Do you love waking up next to me as much as I love waking up next to you?
You make the coffee, I'll make the bed. I'll fix your lunch and you fix mine. Now tell me the truth, do these old shoes look funny? Honey! It's almost nine! Now you becareful, gotta go, I love you! Have a beautiful day! And kiss the happiest girl in the whole USA!
Skippidy do da Thank You Lord, for making him for me! And thank you for letting life turn out the way that I always thought it could be! There once (or twice) was a time when I could not imagine how it would feel to say I'm the happiest girl in the whole USA!
Now shine on me Sunshine! Walk with me world it's a Skippidy Do Da day! I'm the happiest girl in the whole USA!
Yeah, it finally fits. Thanks God. You're the best!
Friday, July 30, 2010
Finally Friday!
Oh wow... what a day! I'm beat. But at least my feet are up, nice red wine is in my glass, and my sweetie is beside me.
I miss the Mac David Show. Anyone remember that one? Showing my age, I know, but I am glad I'm old enuf to remember him... He had a musical variety show that was good, but at the end? He walked around in the audience and would ask them to give him a subject or a sentence and BAM! Right there on the spot he would start singing a song! It amazed me. But I find myself doing it all the time! Well, I'm not talented enuf to come up with the music, so I change the lyrics to songs I already know. Not unlike Weird Al, but I give credit where credit is due. Mac, thanks for a life time of enjoyment!
Lex finds it amusing but always calls me goofy. LOL! For example, If I have a job that has a bunch of boards involved (guess I should say I'm an electronic tech, huh?) and no apparent end in sight, I'll start singing
"This is the Job that never ends. It just goes on and on my friend! some people started building them not knowing what they'd do and we'll continue changing them forever just because... " Annoying as hell I know, but that's the purpose of it, right? lol. Bet you "sing" it long after your done reading this blog... Betcha!
I might as well get this out in the open now, cuz I know I'll be talking about them in the not too distant future... I AM A DIE HARD BENGALS FAN!!! I love them. Say what you will about them, they are my boys. And let me add WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE T.O.!!! (Ocho sugar, you got competition for my favorite Bengal now... Sorry babe. Can't help myself...) I first really started loving them when I was a younger woman and worked at a place called the Village Ice Cream Parlor in Lebanon and they came in for a "make your own sundae" party. It was too cool. And let me tell ya, those boys could put away the ice cream! LMAO! I think the owner actually lost money on that one...
So tomorrow is my birthday. Another year older but thankfully much wiser. I love birthdays. They don't have to be mine, I just love a reason to make a cake and embarrass people (which is really a put on I feel) and make a big hoopla about their special day. It just feels kind of awkward when it's me cuz I do it so much for others. lol. When I worked 3rd shift, I went around and collected money and made a homemade cake or a fancy iced one or even taco dip if the B.D. person didn't like sweets, right Clay? ; ) It was so much fun doing it. I really miss it. But on 1st shift, there are just too many people. I've done it for a few of my closest friends, but I miss it.
Ok, Kev's getting impatient. Not really. i'm just saying that. But enough is enough and I'm out of thoughts for the day.
Have a peaceful night and TTYL!
I miss the Mac David Show. Anyone remember that one? Showing my age, I know, but I am glad I'm old enuf to remember him... He had a musical variety show that was good, but at the end? He walked around in the audience and would ask them to give him a subject or a sentence and BAM! Right there on the spot he would start singing a song! It amazed me. But I find myself doing it all the time! Well, I'm not talented enuf to come up with the music, so I change the lyrics to songs I already know. Not unlike Weird Al, but I give credit where credit is due. Mac, thanks for a life time of enjoyment!
Lex finds it amusing but always calls me goofy. LOL! For example, If I have a job that has a bunch of boards involved (guess I should say I'm an electronic tech, huh?) and no apparent end in sight, I'll start singing
"This is the Job that never ends. It just goes on and on my friend! some people started building them not knowing what they'd do and we'll continue changing them forever just because... " Annoying as hell I know, but that's the purpose of it, right? lol. Bet you "sing" it long after your done reading this blog... Betcha!
I might as well get this out in the open now, cuz I know I'll be talking about them in the not too distant future... I AM A DIE HARD BENGALS FAN!!! I love them. Say what you will about them, they are my boys. And let me add WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE T.O.!!! (Ocho sugar, you got competition for my favorite Bengal now... Sorry babe. Can't help myself...) I first really started loving them when I was a younger woman and worked at a place called the Village Ice Cream Parlor in Lebanon and they came in for a "make your own sundae" party. It was too cool. And let me tell ya, those boys could put away the ice cream! LMAO! I think the owner actually lost money on that one...
So tomorrow is my birthday. Another year older but thankfully much wiser. I love birthdays. They don't have to be mine, I just love a reason to make a cake and embarrass people (which is really a put on I feel) and make a big hoopla about their special day. It just feels kind of awkward when it's me cuz I do it so much for others. lol. When I worked 3rd shift, I went around and collected money and made a homemade cake or a fancy iced one or even taco dip if the B.D. person didn't like sweets, right Clay? ; ) It was so much fun doing it. I really miss it. But on 1st shift, there are just too many people. I've done it for a few of my closest friends, but I miss it.
Ok, Kev's getting impatient. Not really. i'm just saying that. But enough is enough and I'm out of thoughts for the day.
Have a peaceful night and TTYL!
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Today. Or was it yesterday...
So here I go... 2 days before I turn 47 and I've started my 1st BLOG! This is exciting, yet not. Exciting because of the potential for 100's to read my thought's and ravings, and not because no one every will. LOL!
I get these strange ideas and no one to blame them on but myself, so I take full credit. Yeah, that's right. Me. (inside joke) I forget half of what I say and don't care to remember the other half, so this should be great fun! I must ask for forgiveness in advance if I slip into "txt" mode, or for my made up words or sometimes offensive outbursts, but geez. I am human after all...
I almost called this BLOG "Why don't they?" You'll see why in blogs to come. Haha. See Lex? I can't even remember what I said to start this whole thing! It sucks being old. Oh! I remember one thing:
Why don't they make a remix of the old song "Pina Coladas"? You know, the one that is a singles add in the paper and asks "Do you like Pina Cloadas? Getting caught in the Rain? etc., etc.? Well, let's modernize it a bit and instead of after they meet and say "oh, it's you.", have them say
"What? You cheatin' on me?!?"
"No, you're cheating on me!"
"Well YOU wrote the first add!"
"YES! But you read it and REPLIED!"
You know, something with a realistic twist... I'm thinking Eminem.
'Nuf for now! TTYL!
p.s.
Thanks Stevie for sending me my first blog address and opening my eyes to a whole new experience... Not unlike the day you told me to never settle. That day changed my life forever! Will see if this one does too! ;^)
I get these strange ideas and no one to blame them on but myself, so I take full credit. Yeah, that's right. Me. (inside joke) I forget half of what I say and don't care to remember the other half, so this should be great fun! I must ask for forgiveness in advance if I slip into "txt" mode, or for my made up words or sometimes offensive outbursts, but geez. I am human after all...
I almost called this BLOG "Why don't they?" You'll see why in blogs to come. Haha. See Lex? I can't even remember what I said to start this whole thing! It sucks being old. Oh! I remember one thing:
Why don't they make a remix of the old song "Pina Coladas"? You know, the one that is a singles add in the paper and asks "Do you like Pina Cloadas? Getting caught in the Rain? etc., etc.? Well, let's modernize it a bit and instead of after they meet and say "oh, it's you.", have them say
"What? You cheatin' on me?!?"
"No, you're cheating on me!"
"Well YOU wrote the first add!"
"YES! But you read it and REPLIED!"
You know, something with a realistic twist... I'm thinking Eminem.
'Nuf for now! TTYL!
p.s.
Thanks Stevie for sending me my first blog address and opening my eyes to a whole new experience... Not unlike the day you told me to never settle. That day changed my life forever! Will see if this one does too! ;^)
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